conversations with Rooney // 12

Some of my favorite one-liners from my favorite 3-year-old...

"Can we go to a sunset next week?"
"Daddy can I see your poop? Oh wow great job Daddy!"
"Dads are bigger than moms, right?"
"Twice is oh-stuh-spo-sta mean two times." (supposed to)
After I asked her to bring me the TV remote: "Nope. You get what you get and you don't throw a fit."
"When you eat poop, you get sick, right?"
"If you eat poop, you have to go to the dentist, and the dentist will help get it out."
"Mom why is my bed naked?" (we were washing her sheets)
"Mom can you get me a book? I'm going poop."
"I need to go poop. Count to 31 and then we'll see if I'm done."
"Look how big that little tiny tree is!"
"I'm gonna be Ariel for Christmas!" (Halloween)
After singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" to Finch: "I don't think I ever want to sing that song again. Because it hurts my tongue."
"I'm like 100 pounds tired."
"Mom look at your legs! They're all bumpy!" (it's called cellulite, dear...)
Every morning: "I'm still not 4?"