Finch says funny things / 2
I just have to share a few of the hilarious things that have come out of this little boy’s mouth over the past few months. Where does he get this stuff?
While playing with a shepherd from his nativity set: “This is Jesus’ babysitter!”
When he wants to say something but someone else is talking: “Stop erupting me! I have to tell you a question!” (erupting = interrupting)
While eating a sausage: “Hey this is the shape as a platypus’ tail!”
To Eric, who was clipping Finch’s toenails (Finch’s least favorite thing): “You’re on the naughty list!”
Me: “I need to clip your fingernails.”
Finch: “Wait! These fingernails protect me so I can peel oranges!”
Rooney: “Finch, did you toot?”
Finch: “No … I farted!” (this exchange occurred in a restaurant and he was not quiet)
Finch: “Look! For 10 months I’ve been doing the laundry.”
Me: “Where’s all the laundry you did?”
Finch: “I left them in the washer.”
His cousin Maysen: “Are you full?”
Finch: “No, I’m 3 and a half!”
Me: “How long have you been in the bath?”
Finch: “So many questions…”
Finch: “What if I ate a lion and then I turned into a lion?”
Rooney: “Then I wouldn’t want to be your sister.”
Finch: “Then you can go to the brother store and get another brother.”
When someone thought he was 6 years old: “I’m just a big boy ... I’m big and funny!”
Me: “Let’s share an M&M blizzard.”
Finch: “No! I don’t like M&Ms anymore! I’m allergic to them now!”
After noticing an elderly lady with gray hair riding a bike: “Look! She knows how to ride her bike without training wheels!”
I see Finch wiggling around, picking what appears to be a wedgie:
Me: “Is your booty OK?”
Finch: “My clothes are stuck to my butt!”
After overhearing a somewhat tense conversation between Eric and I: “You’re the boss of daddy!”
To the IHOP waitress when I was away on a girls’ weekend: “We have a mom but she’s lost.”
Uncle C: “How’d ya sleep last night, Finch?”
Finch: “Kinda rough ... I broke my penis!”
Does your kid say funny things, too? I’d love to hear!